Does anyone remember that really old Tootsie Roll commercial from the 70's?
The world looks mighty good to me
Cuz tootsie rolls are ALL I see.
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a tootsie roll to me.
Tootsie roll something something chocolate chew.
Tootsie roll I think I'm in love with you.
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a tootsie roll to me!
This song would play as everything from trees to smoke stacks turned into tootsie rolls.
It will be a year of no kissing, groping, sex or naughty bits of any sort, in 19 days, 2 hours and 29...ooop 28 minutes. Can anyone guess where I'm going with this?
The world looks might sad to me,
Cuz dick and balls are ALL I see.
Whatever it is I think I see,
Becomes a cock and sack to me!
Hey there boy, I bet you're full of goo,
Give me two minutes and I'll hump on you.
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a dick and nuts to me!
I know this abstinence of ALL...yes, I said ALL...things boy and sexual in nature, was my choice to try to get my priorities straight, but I think I've lost my mind. Or was I possibly insane to begin with?
I came this (I'm creating a space the size of a thimble between my index finger and my thumb) close to humping the arm of my chair today.
Is there a coo serenity prayer?
-Heather
