What a strange night.
*I heard a possible false newscast from Mobile, Alabama about people looking for a lephrechaun. They said witnesses had seen it, but when you shone your flashlight on it, it disappeared. One woman suggested that it wasn't a lephrechan, but a crack head who agreed to climb a tree for more crack.
*I had two glasses of wine tonight and possibly just freaked out a friend by referencing me and my friend as dirty old women talking smack about him. It sounded funny as I wrote it, and this is SO my sense of humor, but uhhhhh. I don't know if I should have done that.
*I watched Oprah's vagina hold people hostage with a gun on South Park.
*And now I just witnessed a scary montage of Tom Cruise that has left me fearful of sleep.
I'm so...I'm so confused right now. I think that wine was really strong.
