Before I get into the real rant, I have to note something. On my site the Google ad thing that my friend has set up on here, always chooses key words from my blogs and then picks sites that are relative based on my ramblings. I felt pathetic for a long time, as most of the Google selections were about finding love, not being pathetic, and how to live alone. Well, I am very alone, and very happy about it, and very much not pathetic, so Google can go fuck itself.
After some time, the topics changed. As many of you would guess, it often brought up sites about excessive gas, alcoholism and once again how to find a man. At least it had some variety to it, so I was okay with that.
Then today I was outright disgusted and pissed at what the Google ads linked to my blog...sites on Good Charlotte. I HATE this fucking band. I despise them, think they are crap, and somehow they have been linked to my blog? Where the hell did this come from? I cannot figure this out, but I just want everyone to know that I by no means endorse the music or musings of Good Charlotte, or any terrible teen actresses they date.
Okay, now back to my original rant. Some of you know this, many don't, but at the end of July I went camping and ended up hooking up with someone. It was kept fairly clean, and no, I did not break the ongoing streak. I was quite taken back by this person though they would never be someone who would be good for me to date, but I was extremely attracted to him and felt weak around him, and had all sorts of other bizarre reactions and thoughts.
I ran into him on Friday night and never once mentioned it, said hi and then watched the bands I was there to see, nowhere near him. He is friends with my friend, and at one point the three of us were all hanging out and talking, and my friend had to go to the bathroom. Now, I was kinda buzzed, and then the following conversation happened.
Boy: So, uh, I just wanted to let you know I had a really good time with you in your tent that night camping.
Me: Me too.
Boy: (looking relieved) Oh okay, good.
Me: Why, were you weird about it?
Boy: No, I was just hoping you weren't.
Me: No, in fact I wouldn't mind it happening again sometime.
Boy: You DON'T want it to happen again?
Me: No, I wouldn't MIND it happening again.
Boy: Yeah, me too...in general.
Okay folks, "in general"? What the fuck does that mean? I ran this by my friend after the boy left, being that my friend is a boy and speaks boy. I repeat the conversation and he says, "What the fuck?" I'm all, "I know!" I decided aloud that that I am convinced that means, "I don't mind hooking up with ANYONE....I like to get any sort of action in general." My friend says he has no clue what it means, but agrees that it sounds weird.
Last night I run this by a couple of my other friends (guys and girls). They all sit there and look confused. "He SAID that?" I nod and tell them what I think it means. Some nod in agreement. Another then suggests that he maybe means he wouldn't mind it happening with ME again at any time...the "any time" meaning "in general". I don't think it works.
"I really like you...in general."
"I like Swedish pancakes...in general."
"I think Play Doh is fun...in general."
"I take a shower...in general."
"We could make out again...in general."
What the fuck does that mean? Though I am immensely attracted to this man, I don't care if something does or doesn't happen again, but I will say that the boy really tripped me out with this comment.
I think I hate men...in general.
