THE TWELVE MONTHS OF 2005
Once again, though having collected the majority of my friends' addresses, I find that time flew by so fast that I did not send out Christmas cards this year. So this is to all of my friends and family.
And when I say "shot in the head" know it was a needle shot for the occipital nerve, I realized after I wrote this, that it sounded bad/scary.
(Sing to the 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first month of 2005, no true love came to me
One big ass du-um-um-ping
On the second month of 2005, no true love came to me
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the third month of 2005, no true love came to me
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the fourth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the fifth month of 2005, no true love came to me
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the sixth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the seventh month of 2005, no true love came to me
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the eighth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the ninth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the tenth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Ten fears of turning 33
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the eleventh month of 2005, no true love came to me
Eleven hours of Laguna Beach in one day
Ten fears of turning 33
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the twelfth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Twelve "I'm gonna pukes" from candy
Eleven hours of Laguna Beach in one day
Ten fears of turning 33
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
Whew! I literally sat with my calendar for some of these! Hahaha! Such a nerd.
I hope everyone has a very, merry Christmas and that 2006 brings you all health, happiness, and for me after March, when the virginity streak ends...lots of sex!!!
Love to all my friends and family.
Heather McDuffin
The Egg McMuffin
And when I say "shot in the head" know it was a needle shot for the occipital nerve, I realized after I wrote this, that it sounded bad/scary.
(Sing to the 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first month of 2005, no true love came to me
One big ass du-um-um-ping
On the second month of 2005, no true love came to me
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the third month of 2005, no true love came to me
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the fourth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the fifth month of 2005, no true love came to me
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the sixth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the seventh month of 2005, no true love came to me
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the eighth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the ninth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the tenth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Ten fears of turning 33
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the eleventh month of 2005, no true love came to me
Eleven hours of Laguna Beach in one day
Ten fears of turning 33
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
On the twelfth month of 2005, no true love came to me
Twelve "I'm gonna pukes" from candy
Eleven hours of Laguna Beach in one day
Ten fears of turning 33
Nine days in Oahu (thank you Laura and Justin!)
Eight days of social weekends
Seven days of Shark Week
Six birthday celebrations (totally true)
FIVE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND A SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Four days to decide on virgin streak
Three hours of one-night stand regret (what WAS his name?)
Two mini-makeouts
And one big ass du-um-um-ping
Whew! I literally sat with my calendar for some of these! Hahaha! Such a nerd.
I hope everyone has a very, merry Christmas and that 2006 brings you all health, happiness, and for me after March, when the virginity streak ends...lots of sex!!!
Love to all my friends and family.
Heather McDuffin
The Egg McMuffin
