The Heather Chronicles

Hahaha! I don't know what's wrong with me, but I can't stop laughing my ass off tonight, and it's all over a map of Lake Tititcaca. I will calm down and then I think of it again and I lean over my chair and put my damned hand on the floor and laugh and laugh and laugh.

I told my friend tonight that it's this breeding of two totally 12-year old words and I think this is the funniest thing ever!

Oh, and I'm watching the Golden Globes and am so happy about them, and I just have to say that I would reconsider marriage for Joaquin Phoenix. Hahahaha! We can get married in Lake Titicaca and he can have my titties and than he can go caca.

Oh God, I need to grow up.

My mother called me at work today because she was having a really rough day. We were talking and I was telling her that she needed to take care of herself and stop worrying so much about disappointing everyone else. We spoke about the difference of being selfish and taking care of one's self. I said how I used to always care what people thought and worried about everything, and how much happier I've been since I've stopped doing that. I said I was happy and knew I was a good person, so if someone thought I was selfish for saying no at times, or watching out for myself, then that was their own deal and I'm not going to be offended.

Then she asked me, "But are you really happy Heather?"


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