WHILE YOU WERE PEEING
I only have a moment, as I'm at the office, but had to share what just happened. I go into the bathroom to go pee, and walk into a conversation of two young girls. They sound about 12-ish. I'm thinking that maybe today is take your kid to work day or something, as I don't understand this. The following is the conversation I heard while peeing...
Girl 1: I really had to pee
Girl 2: I know. Me too.
Girl 1: (Hums some song I cannot identify)
Girld 2: (Loud belch) Ewwwwww! GROSS!
Girld 1: What? Your burp?
Girld 2: No! I think I just heard a drop of blood come out of my pee-pee hole!
Girl 1: OH NO! Do you think it could be.....?
Girl 2: I don't know. Let me check. (Rustling toilet seat noises). Nope. I'm okay.
Girl 1: Oh. (Pause) Ewwwwwwww!
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: There's a long hair coming out of MY pee-pee hole!
Girl 2: Gross! Get it out!
Girl 1: I am! I am! Ewwwwww!
I finish peeing and am covering my mouth, silently laughing. I pull some toilet paper and wipe as this is all happening.
Girl 2: Did you just pull on your toilet paper roll?
Girl 1: Uhhhhh, no.
Girl 2: Uh-oh.
Silence.
I flush the toilet, wash my hands and run out as fast as I can and burst out laughing as soon as I exit the door.
When did you bust a gut?
While you were peeing...
