UPSIDE DOWN...BOY YOU TURN ME, INSIDE OUT...
I'm having a major panty issue. About twice a week I go pee for like the second or third time in a day, and that's when I notice it...they're inside out. How does this happen? I dress myself in the light every morning and have been really double-checking my panties each morning to make sure I'm putting them on right, but somehow I think they flip around when I'm not looking. That's seriously the only logical explanation here.
This has been happening for about five years, ever since my ex-husband and I divorced. Maybe him or the marriage held the key to stable panty putting on. At least they're only inside out. There was one day that I was at work a few years ago and my underwear was killing me, I'm talking weggie in my coo. It was painful and I would dig them out, but within seconds they were attempting their impersonation of the jaws-of-life again. I finally couldn't take it anymore and I ran to the bathroom to remove them. That's when I made the discovery. I was wearing a thong and had not put them on inside-out, but sideways. Yes, my friends I had the crotch on my hip and the thin, hip strap was living out the term "South of the Border". I had my own Great Wall of China-town.
Now, in all of this sideways, inside-out pantiedom I have to appreciate that at least my mistakes were hidden. However that has not always been the case. Today in discovering my panties were once again inside-out, it reminded me of a very dark night. A night that is rarely spoken of......
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This has been happening for about five years, ever since my ex-husband and I divorced. Maybe him or the marriage held the key to stable panty putting on. At least they're only inside out. There was one day that I was at work a few years ago and my underwear was killing me, I'm talking weggie in my coo. It was painful and I would dig them out, but within seconds they were attempting their impersonation of the jaws-of-life again. I finally couldn't take it anymore and I ran to the bathroom to remove them. That's when I made the discovery. I was wearing a thong and had not put them on inside-out, but sideways. Yes, my friends I had the crotch on my hip and the thin, hip strap was living out the term "South of the Border". I had my own Great Wall of China-town.
Now, in all of this sideways, inside-out pantiedom I have to appreciate that at least my mistakes were hidden. However that has not always been the case. Today in discovering my panties were once again inside-out, it reminded me of a very dark night. A night that is rarely spoken of......
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