The Heather Chronicles

There are many of us who feel that we're here for a higher purpose. Whether to inspire, love, change lives, or simply just make people laugh. I came to a point some time ago where I felt that I was here for a reason. I wasn't sure what the reason was, but I felt like it was something good and had to do with either bringing about smiles or simply making people shake their head.

After today, I am convinced that goes beyond that. I believe that I am a mythical creature disguised as a human. There is simply no way that I can explain the things that happen to me with reason. I have wings like a fairy, though one of my shoulder blades is double-jointed and can grotesquely rotate without me moving it. And I have no horn jutting out of my forehead, though some could debate that from the god-awful nose I inherited.

The mysteries of the things that I experience are one that belongs in dirty fairy tales that you can only purchase online. Tales of poo-nicorn. So with that, I share my story. Read More