NOT SO TINY BUBBLES
Pardon my bluntness, but I had quite the amazing experience in the shower this morning, and I had to share this.
So, I'm in the shower wash, wash, washing away. I'm all lathered up and I bend over to wash my feet, when all of a sudden I farted. Not a mild fart, but quite a violent one. In fact, it kind of scared me and I jumped a little. Now remember, I am bent over. Well, I apparently washed my behind very well because when I farted, I created a HUGE bubble! I'm talking a bubble that could host a small animal. As the fart continued, so grew the bubble and it somehow connected to the lather on my legs and next thing I knew, my bubble went from my butt to my mid-inner thighs!
I was in awe. I was a human bubble machine.
Then as quickly as I created that bubble, it popped. But that moment will live on always...the moment when I could create joy and bubbles with my behind.
The End
So, I'm in the shower wash, wash, washing away. I'm all lathered up and I bend over to wash my feet, when all of a sudden I farted. Not a mild fart, but quite a violent one. In fact, it kind of scared me and I jumped a little. Now remember, I am bent over. Well, I apparently washed my behind very well because when I farted, I created a HUGE bubble! I'm talking a bubble that could host a small animal. As the fart continued, so grew the bubble and it somehow connected to the lather on my legs and next thing I knew, my bubble went from my butt to my mid-inner thighs!
I was in awe. I was a human bubble machine.
Then as quickly as I created that bubble, it popped. But that moment will live on always...the moment when I could create joy and bubbles with my behind.
The End
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