My friend Rachael emailed me the other night and was asking how I was doing? I responded, "Surviving. They should make a Survivor: High Point." And then the idea flowed like cocaine up Lindsay Lohan's nose. So with that I present to you The Real Surreal Survivor: High Point...Gilligan Style.
COMPETITORS
The Skipper
Gilligan
Ginger
Mary Ann
The Professor
Thurston Howell III
Lovey
THE PLOT
The seven survivors have been rescued from Gilligan's Isle and are celebrities in and of themselves. VH1, MTV and Mark Burnett have conspired a new reality show bringing together The Surreal Life and The Real World, but with the challenges of Survivor. Who will they cast? Who else, but the survivors of Gilligan Isle?
The seven castaways are jetted off to High Point, North Carolina. There the seven celebrities in their own right, are made to live in a trailer and face daily challenges for immunity. Each night the castaways will gather for tribal council in the confession room (aka the bathroom) to vote off one of their own. Will they survive? Who will go first? Who will last the week? Find out what happens when seven isle mates stop drinking coconuts, start eating Cheetos and start getting real.
The Real Surreal Survivor....High Point!
(Cue theme song)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of survivors from a shipwreck.
To High Point, North Caro-Li-I-NA,
Where they'll be thinking, "What the heck?"
The seven celebrities in the make,
Will leave their new lives behind.
And settle in their trailer home,
To live off of BBQ and pork rinds.
The week ahead will get quite rough.
Six people will get tossed,
From challenges they lose each day.
And one just might get lost, in the woods they could get lost.
The seven made home in this strange Southern furniture town,
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star,
The Professor and Mary Ann,
Here in Gilligan's Trailer!
Stay tuned for the adventure to begin.
