Another Christmas has come and gone. It was such a great day! My brother was in town after over a year without seeing him, and this was the best Christmas gift ever! My 3-year old niece was so much fun, watching her open her gifts asking where this or that was, then feigning surprise when she finally opened that gift. The adults all cussed and grumbled as we tried to put together the Rose Petal Cottage, mistaken that it was easy and "just a tent". We played, ate, laughed and then relaxed. There was an emotional intervention of sorts that night, but it needed to happen and it ended well. By 2 AM my eyes were more open and I had to admit my faults in a major issue in my life. Time to start a new chapter with that particular issue! Turning over a new leaf is always a good thing.
The night ended and I cozied up on my mom's couch, emotionally exhausted. And then it happened. And with that, we start the annual parody of some Christmas Carol.
(sing to Jingle Bells)
Dashing from the bathroom,
Thinking your sister's attacked.
Wondering if you'll meet doom?
And if your sister's been hacked?
Eeek! Eeek! Eeek!
The scream you hear alerts you,
And off running you go.
Wondering what you will do,
If all that's left's a toe?
Ohhhh!
"What the fuck? What the fuck?"
Ryan shouts and runs.
My that'd suck if Heather's dead,
But that'd mean there's no more far-arts!
"What the fuck? What the fuck?"
Ryan shouts and runs.
Wait one sec, it's a movie clip,
That he forgot to pause.
That's it. I'm tired.
Hope everyone had a beautiful Christmas! And wishing you a sparkly glass of new adventures this New Year's!
