I just have to share this real quick. I already emailed some of you about this, but this was a mortifying, life-changing experience. I want my butthole removed...
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Today I had the worst turd experience! So I go in and someone's already finishing up and I accidentally fart twice. Then they leave. I had chili leftovers again today and had the nasty goopy, hard-to-clean poo again. It reeked! So the cleaning woman came in walked to the stall area and turned around as I'm madly wiping and the poo won't go away! So she leaves immediately and then another woman comes in and goes "Woo-wee" and then goes in the stall next to me and starts gagging...I guess from the smell. So I finally finish wiping, go to flush, have to flush twice, and there are two ENORMOUS skid marks in the bowl! I walk out and the cleaning woman is waiting outside to clean the
toilets! I want to die!
