YOU BE THE JUDGE
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Anyone who's top priority isn't ninja training needs to get their priorities straight.
Uh.....yea...so the girl eats sushi for the first time, falls in love with it, marries a Japanese sushi chef and realizes her Little Mermaid dreaming days are over...
The mermaid was restless with her life and her dreams were starting to take over. She dreampt every night about all different types of beautiful shoes, they haunted her. Burgendy, violet, blues, emerald, sunshine yellow, deep pinks, black... strappy, slip ons, high heels, sandals, even platforms...so many colors, so many types of shoes...she decided to go to the surface and seek out a doctor. She wanted legs and glorious feet!
Then one day, the girl spread her legs wide open on a windy day and caught a huge whiff of tuna. She then realized she had been a mermaid all along!
Wrong, heather, you are dead wrong. You must figure out my clever riddle, or you could become my next victim.
for a long time the mermaid wondered why her head was always in a spin? Was it love, was it asphyxia, or was it too many reruns of flipper. Nope, it was none of these. It was because she came from a land down under....
Laura, you turd! Being nasty in the disguise of your fearless dog Luka? I'm so ashamed of you. Poor Luka, you're mommy is going to get you into trouble!


